December 2009
30 posts
My Grandpa is a boss.
I write on his Facebook Wall:
“Hi. You’re the best.”
His response?
“Let me rephrase that. We’re the best.”
Fackin’ boss.
That wasn’t even remotely fair.
“You are the beautiful distress of...
“If you ask why I’m not interested in someone, I might say their nose is too big,...”
– I found this written on an index card in my room. I used to do that a lot in High School. Write stuff on index cards. I don’t remember who said it, or if it were my own thoughts, but I found it today and it was completely perfect.
Hannukah Wishlist
I want
1. a tea party (I like tea. I like to party. Hay.)
2. a friend with dreadlocks (Bands are always cooler when theres one dude with dreadlocks. So goes my life)
3. a two fingered ring (Great for effective face punching, bad for various hand signals)
4. to see Regina Spektor live (That’s whats up, nigga)
5. to sit in a bookstore in Seattle (There’s something about Seattle....
FUCK YEAH TUMBLR.